Normally in society we are pressured and often encouraged to lean towards conventionality and to asphyxiate individuality. In today’s climate of recession,unemployment,global warming and stress which means there is increasing less time to do this but also on the other hand there many opportunities to divert from the norm and freak people out for the adventurous ones among you. Remember people these actions must be responsible and harmless to others and their property. A proper freak out is just some unadorned fun.
Want to know how to absolutely freak people out without being gross? It requires a bizarre mind, but more so a lot of bravery or senselessness. For some of you office life can be dull and boring, so here are ten tips to keep everyone, to keep people on their toes. Scientifically proven to help you live longer.
10- If you write with your right hand, takes notes in meetings with your left hand. Your writing will be big, slow, and childlike - and if anyone gives you a funny look point out that you're learning to write left-handed "just in case". To enable you to do this - have a glove puppet on your writing hand. This one’s really effective in an office environment.
9- Here’s another one for you office people, go to your local photo developer and then ask him if you can buy a picture of a family then after that have the random picture of a random wife and child on your desk, then when you're questioned about them confess you don't know who these people are.
8-Pretend to be a blind person in public then get into a car and drive off. Another choice is to follow real close behind people and trip over their feet and say "Oh! Sorry, didn't see you there... obviously." (Then make a sad face) You can act as if to really hurt yourself as well, and point angrily in the wrong direction claiming you'll sue.
7-This one’s really disturbing and only for the brave. You should crouch in the corner of an elevator and stare at the camera. That's only for the people that can keep a straight face (keep your eyes on the camera even if people come in). If there's no camera, face the corner reciting some sort of distorted spell thing or singing a song like "Eye of the Tiger." Alternatively you could also wait for dead silence and then make a random noise.
6- Here’s one if you find yourself in a park firstly lay out a picnic rug with lots of plates and cups and things, and talk to "your friends" have very in depth conversations with nobody, it is very important to COMPLETELY ignore those around you. Also if you can, with a straight face, argue something like human rights with the air.
5-This is one to use if you have a roommate, give each of your walls a different name. Whenever you can't answer a problem, ask each of your walls. Write down their responses, and then ask your ceiling for the final answer. Complain to your roommate that you don't trust your ceiling.
4-Another one that you could use on your room mate firstly create an imaginary cat for a pet. Talk to it every night, act like you're holding it, and keep a litter box under your desk. After two weeks, say that your cat is missing. Put up signs in your dorm, blame your roommate.
3- Carry around strange objects. Here's a good example: label a suitcase "head", and walk around with it. Or carry around normal things in a suspicious way. Get a cardboard box and fill it with scissors and carry them around offering them to people.
2-Go up to one of those lamp posts. Shake and tug on it SCREAMING things like ITS ALL YOUR FAULT! Or I HATE YOU! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?!? Then hug it and say something like "I love you, I'm sorry" then walk away in a casual manner.
1- Finally the best way to freak people out the one you’ve been waiting for. Firstly wait in an elevator with a big bucket of Skittles until there are a lot of people in the lift with you. When you get to a high floor or desired number of victims, wait till the door opens and then scream “TASTE THE RAINBOW!” at the top of your lungs, pour the Skittles all over the elevator, and run.
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