Thursday, 11 March 2010

HOW TO SUCK TRAFFIC TO YOUR SITE



What if there was a means for you to haul in in excess of 200,921 people onto your opt-in lists via a computerized method? How much would a number like that be worth to you? Also what if this method didn't cost you one Single penny to use again and again as many times as you wanted to use it?

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- Social Media

- Twitter,Facebook

- Link exchanges

- Blogging

- SEO

- Paid advertis

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Wednesday, 3 March 2010

TEN FUN WAYS TO ASK SOMEONE OUT


Let’s face it gents meeting someone is the hardest hurdles at the top the list you need overcome is to know how to approach them. The problem generally is that most guys don’t put any thought into this until they are face-to-face with a woman they wanna talk to, so they find themselves frozen stiff and unable to come up with anything to say. Therefore To avoid this, here are 10 flawless ways ask out someone out – For god’s sake use ‘em don’t abuse them lool . I think I’m gonna focus on the females but there are some unisex ones out there



10- Ask the person you’re interested in if they would like to date a friend of yours, obviously he or she would say “who” then give them your name if they know who you are already then they would start to laugh and this would make it easier to close the deal. If on the other hand they don’t know your name start to describe yourself bit by bit like “he always smiles” and start smiling at her lool. (There are so many variations with this one so go nuts)

9-This technique I would say is used a lot by the females but it can be tweaked a little to be used for the guys.Ok go up to the person you like and ask them for stuff like a pen to borrow smile a little at them in a sexy way (not like the joker) and then say to them “so what ya doin?.....need any company” or “so did you do anything interesting lately?” that should make her spill her beans then tell her what you did make it exciting even if you have to lie and say “I went paintballing I’m so sore I think I need to go get a message or summin” lool.

8-Ok ppl this one’s a quick pick up line can be used by guys or even girls (it would be a lot funnier)

Go up someone you think is fine and say “daaamn you so fine you give me pacman fever” (make the pacman noise “AWAM AWAM”) and then say “ I see you and me doin the ramba somewhere in about FIVE MINUTES”(works on 1 in 5 women) lol

7-Another one is to go up to someone in a bar and say “hey do you know how much a polar bear weighs?” “NO” “enough to break the ice” then you introduce yourself and keep asking questions and give compliments (not too much) like “wow I like your eyes their so dreamy”lol

6-This one’s pretty straight up and direct and it’s suggested to me by a female friend of mine well here it goes I guess some women like this.

Go up to a girl you fancy or some random chick in the club look into her eyes and say “I would love to be in your presence it would be a honour” and say “let’s have a beautiful day together I’m picking u up and you tell me where you want to go I have everything covered you tell me and we go I’m at your service”


5-This ones kinda lame but it brings it home sometimes go up to the person and make up a story like “hey I was wondering if ur not doin anything tonight if u wanna go to see this film with me ,see I won two tickets to see this film and was wondering if you wanna hang out”

4-This one’s for getting the girl/boy u fancy online, yes you heard it ppl you could even get at them online. Firstly see if you have mutual friends if not then add ppl on their friends list then add them .No that’s out of the way how to start chatting/or getting them to notice you go to the chat click make it look genuine just type a random character like “P” or “R”. Then, after 1-3 seconds, type “oops, sorry about that.” She will reply with something along the lines of “that’s okay”. Well done guys, you’re in!!!

When you get past the discomfited “who are you” stage, start chatting to her/him about their hobbies, interests, work status, relationship status, etc. You can’t think of anything else to talk about? Awww, if only you were on Face book. Oh yeah, you are“doh”. Ok swot up up on their profile. Now to wrap it up if she’s very cool and you end up having a lengthy chat with her, go nuts and ask her out. Say, “Hey I think we should meet up some time” or “Are you doing anything this weekend? Want to hang out?”

3-Heres a good holiday line to break the ice go up to him/her and say “hey can you do me a huge favour is it possible for me to take a photo of you?” …… “I wanna show Santa what I want for Christmas” or “I wanna show people what I want for my birthday” and then smile

2- Here’s a casual one you could use on a sexy sophisticated female you see at a bar sitting alone go up to her and say "Excuse me, is this seat taken?" this shows you’re a bit refined and then say "Do you come here often? I could use your opinion about something…" like what drink to get better then that old cheesy line “can I get you a drink” after you start talking and its starts flowing say something like "mmmm I really like that fragrance you’re wearing. “

Remember ppl a compliment goes a long way it could mean the difference between a dinner 4 two or a lonely dinner in a bathtub somewhere or summin lool

1-I think this one’s really good if you wanna hook a really sexy female. Firstly get a wingman and ask him to approach her and fail horribly stuttering fidgeting, you know doing some weird stuff then when she turns him down. Then examine and critique him by approaching her in a moment after he leaves. Then ask her “So how did he do?” This should make her laugh. Then Criticise his effort, his technique, body language, saying something like “I give that 10 out of ten for ambition” lool etc. This will show her all the right things, and also it’s an easy way for you to shine starting a good conversation, and also presenting a good-humoured, charming character.


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1. Firstly have someone you're doing this to sit/lie downwards in a relaxing position.

2. After that talk to them slowly in a relaxing voice (this doesn’t have to be single unvaried tone).

3. Then say to them "Take a nice deep breath in, as you let it out, then close your eyes then you’ll begin to feel yourself starting to relax." (If for some reason their eyes are already closed, leave the eye closing out)

4. When that is done have your topic put their alertness on several different parts of their body and relax them. You can use words like "Now you will become aware of your arms... now relax your arms... let them grow more and more comfortable... let the muscles become loose and limp and even more relaxed". Repeat this type of instruction for all areas of the body.

5. After that add some more soothe to your words with a lot of encouraging reinforcements such as - "Yes that's correct, excellent, you're doing just well."

6. Also repeat if needed: This depends on the person you’re doing this to, so sometimes you may have to repeat the entire procedure a few times. The majority of people need this to be repeated 10 or 15 minutes after that it’s enough.

7. Finally you're ready to finish with the person just say "Now I'm going to count to ten, when I reach ten, your eyes will start to open and then you will feel so relaxed and re-energized". Then start to count up to ten very slowly making your voice gradually a bit by bit less calming and a more "alert" with each count. Then when you reach the number nine, if their eyes aren't open say “the next number I say your eyes will immediately open and you'll feel relaxed and refreshed. Ten, eyes open, feeling calm and invigorated."

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Saturday, 6 February 2010


Normally in society we are pressured and often encouraged to lean towards conventionality and to asphyxiate individuality. In today’s climate of recession,unemployment,global warming and stress which means there is increasing less time to do this but also on the other hand there many opportunities to divert from the norm and freak people out for the adventurous ones among you. Remember people these actions must be responsible and harmless to others and their property. A proper freak out is just some unadorned fun.

Want to know how to absolutely freak people out without being gross? It requires a bizarre mind, but more so a lot of bravery or senselessness. For some of you office life can be dull and boring, so here are ten tips to keep everyone, to keep people on their toes. Scientifically proven to help you live longer.

10- If you write with your right hand, takes notes in meetings with your left hand. Your writing will be big, slow, and childlike - and if anyone gives you a funny look point out that you're learning to write left-handed "just in case". To enable you to do this - have a glove puppet on your writing hand. This one’s really effective in an office environment.

9- Here’s another one for you office people, go to your local photo developer and then ask him if you can buy a picture of a family then after that have the random picture of a random wife and child on your desk, then when you're questioned about them confess you don't know who these people are.

8-Pretend to be a blind person in public then get into a car and drive off. Another choice is to follow real close behind people and trip over their feet and say "Oh! Sorry, didn't see you there... obviously." (Then make a sad face) You can act as if to really hurt yourself as well, and point angrily in the wrong direction claiming you'll sue.

7-This one’s really disturbing and only for the brave. You should crouch in the corner of an elevator and stare at the camera. That's only for the people that can keep a straight face (keep your eyes on the camera even if people come in). If there's no camera, face the corner reciting some sort of distorted spell thing or singing a song like "Eye of the Tiger." Alternatively you could also wait for dead silence and then make a random noise.

6- Here’s one if you find yourself in a park firstly lay out a picnic rug with lots of plates and cups and things, and talk to "your friends" have very in depth conversations with nobody, it is very important to COMPLETELY ignore those around you. Also if you can, with a straight face, argue something like human rights with the air.


5-This is one to use if you have a roommate, give each of your walls a different name. Whenever you can't answer a problem, ask each of your walls. Write down their responses, and then ask your ceiling for the final answer. Complain to your roommate that you don't trust your ceiling.

4-Another one that you could use on your room mate firstly create an imaginary cat for a pet. Talk to it every night, act like you're holding it, and keep a litter box under your desk. After two weeks, say that your cat is missing. Put up signs in your dorm, blame your roommate.

3- Carry around strange objects. Here's a good example: label a suitcase "head", and walk around with it. Or carry around normal things in a suspicious way. Get a cardboard box and fill it with scissors and carry them around offering them to people.

2-Go up to one of those lamp posts. Shake and tug on it SCREAMING things like ITS ALL YOUR FAULT! Or I HATE YOU! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?!? Then hug it and say something like "I love you, I'm sorry" then walk away in a casual manner.

1- Finally the best way to freak people out the one you’ve been waiting for. Firstly wait in an elevator with a big bucket of Skittles until there are a lot of people in the lift with you. When you get to a high floor or desired number of victims, wait till the door opens and then scream “TASTE THE RAINBOW!” at the top of your lungs, pour the Skittles all over the elevator, and run.


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